(Which may not even be a real quote by a real human being, and purely the fabrication of author Michael Crichton in his novel The Andromeda Strain, but it applies...)
Yesterday, when the hot weather sapped his strength for working in the forge, Darrell decided to take a poke at what he assumed was a quick little repair, under the deck door, where a small gap has been catching bird seed and attracting mice.
That led him to discover that the thrice-damned raccoons have done more damage than we'd suspected, and have dug away at the underlying wood. Which led us to discover (one more time) how poorly this house was constructed, and to wonder if the building inspectors were paid off or blind!
For what did we discover, but unsheathed wafer board, and no flashing to redirect rain water, which has been gathering and pooling and rotting what real wood there was there. (Though knowing something about the building of the house, and how much salvaged material had been used, it's hard to say how sturdy the wood was when it was installed!)
So Darrell ended up starting to pull away some of the crap, had to proceed to jacking up the deck for the time being so it doesn't just fall off the house...



And then, fools that we are, we left it overnight, so it could dry out a bit before being sealed in again with a replacement lintel beam, or whatever that would be called, and wouldn't you know it, our dratted raccoon friends came by and yanked out as much insulation and vapour barrier as they could possibly reach!

New motto?
Take No Prisoners! Death to All Raccoons!







