Okay, maybe not quite that many, but it was not an undisturbed sleep last night.
At some point during the day, one of our cats, probably Bear, snuck a chipmunk into the house. Most probably he meant it as a gift for me. Bear tends to bring me home pets. It’s his style. Different from the other cats.
And often I do tend to be receptive. (Like I prefer them alive, to –ex-. Though that catching and releasing part can be somewhat ‘exciting’.)
A couple of years ago, Charv, the main male, discovered rabbits. And we had a season of many many rabbit snacks. They ranged from adorable baby bunnies, to bunnies as large as his sister. That season, a dozen.
The next year, two dozen.
Admittedly, the rabbits are not the benign storybook creatures we’d like to think them. In winter, they eat my trees. Seriously. One year they ate my rowan tree down to a stick. I was taking out the compost, in snowshoes, and asked myself, why was there a stick standing up in my yard? Then I realized it used to be a tree!
So, while I lament the sweetness of the now-demised bunnies, and was totally willing to work to capture and free any Bear-brought bunnies, I could also school myself to accept it as some form of natural order.
But this season, even though there were bunny prints in the winter, and some nibbling on the apple trees, our cats seem to have switched to squirrels and chipmunks. Sigh. And not the brightest of prey, no matter what you think of them.
It breaks my heart, because I love the squirrels and chipmunks. In winter, we have a maximum of two squirrels. So I don’t grudge them a go at my bird feeder. They’re amusing, and do NOT seriously impact on my birds’ noshing.
And chipmunks are simply adorable. Unbelievably stupid, perhaps, but adorable.
However, they don’t even try to avoid their fate.
So, it was no surprise (perhaps) to be awakened by the shrieking of chippies in the night. Darrell did make a valiant effort to capture it, but there’s only so much you can do at three in the morning, naked, near-sighted, and armed only with a silk blouse to scoop it up in.
So, propping the door to the workshop open, we abandoned it to its fate.
There was more shrilling and shrieking, and thumping and thrashing, but when morning finally got here, there were no chippie bits, and both male cats had set themselves free….probably chasing chippie off into the night.
So, I suppose it was worth it, even though I woke up again really wanting a drink of water, but not daring to go look for one, in case I encountered an ex-chippie with my bare foot.
But I do wish they could find themselves quieter hobbies.
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